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Stephen Harper purposely runs over kittens, puppies and small children with his gas guzzling, environmentally unfriendly SUV.

He’s nothing if not good for a laugh.

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Here are a few to start things off right:

I heard he once stabbed a hobo with a moose antler.

I heard he's seen 9 1/2 Weeks fifty-seven times."

I think he also likes to stomp on bunnies while wearing ski boots.

~ Ashley, Toronto


I heard he plucks baby robins out of their nests and throws them at walls... and also, he puts hamsters in socks and swings them around.

~ Rob, Kitchener


Worth mentioning: Meredith from Toronto let us know that she heard that Harper actually used a shishkabob skewer to poke the hobo, not a moose antler.

We'll look into it.