I heard that Harper would jack off to the results of the polls during the election campaign.

I heard that Harper wants to dissolve parliament, proclaim himself king, and run the country into the ground... actually, I think I dreamed that.

Meredith, Toronto



I heard that Harper keeps a dragon in a shed.

I heard that he drinks his own blood.

Tess, Montreal



I heard that Harper likes to flush live goldfish.

Caylie, Sherbrooke, QC